Do you know what I hate about drug dealers? (Well, there are a lot of things I hate about drug dealers, but that's neither here nor there.) They're so fucking paranoid. Sometimes asking for directions to a good halal truck is just that. I'm not looking for you to squeal on your buddy down the block, I'm not trying to insinuate that I'm going to ( Read more... )

You know, I'm all for incorporating elements of classic fiction into everyday life. It if weren't impractical as shit and contribute to a good number of health problems (not to mention get me a bunch of shit for being a misogynist which totally isn't true, by the way), I'd even suggest the revival of the corset. Because honestly, no one can tell ( Read more... )

I need the least offensive way to ditch a teenage girl. Stat.

Seriously, this is fucking important.

It’s weird looking through the backlog and realizing there have been a few of you here before. I mean really fucking weird. Almost as weird as waking up to a robot telling you you’re a superpowered cop and oh yeah, have superpowers ( Read more... )

How much would it take to make you kill somebody? Would it be easy for you? What if they killed people? What if they killed someone that you cared about, like your kid?

There aren’t any wrong answers, but I’m going to call bullshit if anybody says that they would never kill. Everyone has a limit.

[There’s silence for a few minutes, disrupted by ( Read more... )

All right, fuck this, I'm going to South America ( Read more... )

[No you can hack it, Jason doesn't care, he just doesn't want to talk to any of you. :C Not even Selina.]

* 8 doves, 4 squab or 2 pigeons ( Read more... )

Holy fuck, never retire. Just don't do it. Especially not when you're still twenty. I am so fucking bored, I could — I could do something extremely fucking inadvisable that I won't specify because people will think I'm actually threatening to do it and be fucking douchbags about it when in fact I was just fucking joking and maybe they need to get a ( Read more... )

so Africa cost... a lot.
low on money.

Poll Seriously.

PRIVATE // ENCRYPTED ⇒ miho
where are you staying now?
why didn't you ask me?

[ Evening is falling fast in the African grasslands, the stars above peeking through the darkening veil of the sky. People occasionally pass by in the background, but Jason is the one filming, wearing an olive-colored t-shirt and a slight frown. ]Welp. Here we go ( Read more... )